Welcome back, not sure what you all have been doing this week but we got some surfing in between other appointments. Collected here is our best of the rest of the Internet.
For an avowed eBay junkie like myself, this could be an excellent pickup. But this booklet is more about successfully incorporating The Machine into a life than it is about successfully taking on Edward Bay. Pros, stay away. Rookies and art lovers, enjoy. I also recommend the blog, which has been a bit furniture heavy for my tastes lately, but hey.
Readers of Guy Debord would agree that this might be the only cool museum out there. Actually, I think most everyone might agree that it’s the museum’s finest hour. That said, I went to this joint earlier today with a couple heads, and it was swarming with superbabes and wanna-be homeless looking post-skinheads. Good look? You decide.
Ohio. A Trumbull man (the county sheriff) will be the first to witness America’s untested new one-drug method of lethal injection when “dead man walking” Kenneth Biros receives a custom dose of thiopental sodium for the 1991 crime of dismantling a woman. Elsewhere in our sector, a woman was sentenced, fined, and barred from ever owning another animal on account of her neglect for 11 horses, a goat, a calf, three chickens and three guinea fowl. “We just don’t tolerate this kind of shit in Trumbull County.” — Us.
Trumbull Rideshare: Get your freak on.
Back to more familiar ground, former NBA center Luc Longley, whose career highlight until now was being traded for the draft pick used on Ron Artest, has made a name for himself outside basketball circles. The 7’2 Australian bought naming rights to a shrimp species on eBay. He joins in immortality the Simpsons writer George Meyer, whose daughter is the namesake of a Sri Lankan frog species. Meyer, however, did not pay for the honor — his daughter was presumably granted it out of respect for her father’s pizza centrifuge jokes. (Link is courtesy of contributor and all-around intellectual Josh Feola.)
It’s winter now, but it’s never too early to start planning your (hopefully carefully disheveled) spring wardrobe. There are some nice spring joints here and here.
Finally, we’d like to take this space to announce that GUCCI WEEK begins Monday. So break out your bandanas, it’s about to get icy in here.