December, 2009
Larrabee Harrington Cristando Bil Policastro Luse Pickett Russin Rifkin Grillo CC Cooch
Thursday, December 31, 2009

These appear to be the final year-end lists, but for some stragglers. I’d like to give a gracious thank you to the writers here who submitted their lists early or on time. We didn’t forget about you, you’re just anchoring the joint. I hope everyone enjoyed reading and got turned on to new (old) bands, records, sporting events, snacks, what have you. Of course, if something on these lists does not come with a hyperlink, google the boy. It can’t hurt. Thanks again, everyone. Happy new year!
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Schroeder Esoteric Watson Lynch Racicot Casali Arms Buckley
Thursday, December 31, 2009

Yet more lists. Deep thanks to everyone who contributed. Hope everyone has been into them so far! They are winding down.
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Feola Murphy Morgado Ritter Sayfan, Daniels Berchmans
Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Here are more lists. And more are on the way! I just saw the Cro-Mags and they were great. Happy New Year!
Buschgans Falco Trepanier Foster Warwick Chalos Wiltse Van Hest King Gezari
Tuesday, December 29, 2009

And we are back with more best of the year whatsis. The below lists are submitted by people we are proud to call our friends. It is them we call crew. Enjoy!
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Jodoin White Shanahan LaForge Spoiler Sieradzki Baumer Butterfield TOY Perusi Turbow
Monday, December 28, 2009
Below are the first of many lists breaking down the best stuff from this year and the decade. Ten years, during which we were blessed with an Uppercut reunion, the demystification of skinheads, the growth and shucking of ponytails, hamburgers with five burgers on them, and a couple of Gauze LPs. The below lists are from our friends who have written for the site this year. If we didn’t already thank them privately, or with taco-grams, we’d like to, here, profusely. Thanks for writing, and thanks for writing these lists. If it wasn’t for you all, our readers/reprobates would probably be reading something about baseball right now. Or the Clippers. Or Uppercut. Anyways, hope you (readers) like the lists! Stay tuned this week for many more, including one from Ian Larrabee. Thanks for reading! And Happy New Year!
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By Henry Livingston Jr. and Roy Ziegler
Friday, December 25, 2009

This season means different things to different people. For me, a Canadian transplant living in New York, I mostly just miss Boxing Day. Today is Christmas, which I don’t celebrate, though I do celebrate its arrival and the opportunity to listen to my favorite holiday poem, “Twas the Night Before Christmas, Philly Style,” by Henry Livingston Jr. and Roy Ziegler.
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Volume One, Episode One: Google Phone ain't nothing to $&%# with
By Jay Schroeder
Tuesday, December 22, 2009

You are not a game changer. I can say that without knowing anything about you, and I will be right billions of times, and wrong only a handful. When I think of game changers, I think of Michael Jordan. Basketball and the NBA are completely different now than they were before he arrived. That said, when Jordan tried his hands at baseball, things changed not so much.1 So when the Internet collectively shit their pants a bit over a week ago over this supposed “game changing” phone, I responded with a *snort*.
Has Google changed the game of the Internet, or the Internet search, or anything? You could argue both sides. People were searching ably before, and of course, they still search now. Current search are a whole lot better and more accurate than they were before Google’s arrival. One can argue that they’ve created an ecosystem in which all are welcome to participate, what with gmail, Google Docs, and a list that goes on. So if you want to call Google a game changer with respect to the Internet, I can spot you that one.
But that’s where it ends.
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Monday, December 21, 2009

I apologize for only getting to this now, but the pile of mail on my drafting desk is both impressive and beckoning. Well, mostly beckoning. It might be impressive to you, though. Anyways, I was going through my personal video recorder (as in, we were playing tackle football, and I lined up in the slot, took the pass and barreled through the young fellow who personally records my videos), and he (Phil) mentioned a going-on in the Association he thought I might be interested in. To be sure, I haven’t watched much basketball since Penny Hardaway‘s second retirement, but Phil was bleeding, so I humored him.
After some hot toddys and an organic chicken burrito, I rolled Phil into the chamber and let him set up the video. Here it is. Jarrett Jack, who I went to boarding school with (though I didn’t know him personally), was playing point for the mighty Toronto Raptors, in relief of the efficient Jose Calderon. Facing the Bulls on Dec. 5, Jack moves the ball upcourt, and as the offense sets, he bends down and ties his shoelaces. Not sure why he did this. The other four move around but nothing happens. The play then stops. Jack had nine assists and a +/- of +13, but this play was confusing.
But then, we know the rumors that allege that Jack came to Toronto to keep his best friend Chris Bosh happy and keep him from leaving the Raptors, like so many have in the past. Maybe he can do whatever he wants?
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So Icey/Asylum/Warner Bros., December 8, 2009
Friday, December 18, 2009


Gucci Mane, now behind bars, is no longer coasting on reputation garnered from “So Icey.” Still, the heir apparent to Juvenile has put out a good record — albeit less a 400 Degreez than a G-Code. The albums’ respective production both share an in-house feel. Juvenile, and I have no way of confirming this, received the best of Mannie Fresh’s beats during his Cash Money tenure. (400 Degreez was as much a debut record for the label’s in-house producer as it was for the rapper, or even the label.1) I feel like the same goes for Gucci and Zaytoven. Our esteemed contributor AJ calls attention the signature producer’s subdued presence on the record, and while I can’t argue with facts, I don’t think it makes for an unrepresentative listening experience. This sounds like a Gucci record — or, more specifically, it sounds like a an album version of a Gucci mixtape.2
For all the money behind the album — Scott Storch, and yes, Mannie Fresh, chip in on some of the 19 other, non-Zaytoven tracks on TSvRD — Gucci’s bubbly and effortless rhymes flourish unrestrained and quite close in subject matter and style to the stuff on the mixtapes. Gucci’s free and easy routines are represented as well here as anywhere, better than could have been expected. Indeed, this is no average rapper. The lights are shining bright, and there are more distractions when making a proper record for a proper label, but you couldn’t guess it from listening.
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So Icey/Asylum/Warner Bros., December 8, 2009
By Matt LaForge
Wednesday, December 16, 2009


I confess that I didn’t become properly acquainted with Gucci Mane until early 2006. I was at the mall, buying work clothes, and during a quick detour to HMV I happened upon the Trap House CD. I further confess that at the time I took little more than momentary interest in what I saw. I did recognize Mane’s gold frames and Andruw Jones jersey from the previous year’s “Icey” video — which I had only half seen only one time, at a friend’s house in Massachusetts (he had MTV Jams; Canada, you understand, has former-East-Bloc-grade rap radio and music-video stations), and which I, along with many others, had blithely assumed was a Jeezy track — and I do remember thinking to myself that Gucci Mane was the best of all possible names for a Southern rapper (probably for any rapper, period). But as for the CD itself, well, the iconography, the song titles, the vibe of the thing seemed to be of a moment that was either passing or already in the past. I remember feeling a vague and fleeting pang of pity for him: “His name is pitch-perfect and he looks totally cool on the cover of his album, but by next year he’ll be as well-remembered as Mystikal.” People remember Mystikal, of course, but mainly in terms of squandered momentum and unrealized potential.
It bears pointing out that I was thinking these thoughts in the immediate aftermath of 2005 – the year of “Mic Check,” of “Draped Up,” of “And Then What“; the year of “Fireman” and Wayne’s verse in Paul Wall’s “March & Step,” of We Got it For Cheap Vol. 2, and of, it has to be said, Late Registration; the year of “Stay Fly” and of good old Pitchfork bending the rules such that December 2004’s Purple Haze could occupy #9 on their year-end top 50. My personal 2005 ended at a New Year’s Eve house party in Toronto at which not one but two of the male guests were clad in Juicy J’s green-ghoul all-over-print T-shirt. It had been a monumental year for a type of rap that hadn’t yet been condescendingly saddled with the putatively affectionate but actually dismissive label of “ignorant.” But from where I stood, on that February morning in that record store, mere weeks before Three 6’s spot-blowing, era-ending Oscar win, I believed, in the sweeping, self-satisfied manner of a dilettante attempting to stake an intellectual claim on something he’s only recently discovered and thus doesn’t understand,1 that a critical backlash against materialistic bounce music was imminent (it was) and that, ipso facto, I was taking my first and last look at an also-ran, a bit player, a never-was (I was not).
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So Icey/Asylum/Warner Bros., December 8, 2009
By Mark Baumer
Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Fact: My friend Danny and I were stuck on a yacht.
Fact: We had a machine gun with a case of 10,000 bullets.
Fact: We only ate what we killed with the machine gun.
Fact: We only listened to Gucci Mane’s The State vs. Radric Davis.
Note: For the purpose of this review, all “Interlude: Toilet Boy Shawty” tracks will not be reviewed.

Track One: “Classical”
I think we killed and ate three salmon when we listened to this song. I’m not sure if they were salmon. They kind of looked like the fish in this picture. We didn’t kill a lot of fish when we listened to this song because it was early in the morning and we had just woken up. For the majority of this song my friend Danny shot the machine gun in the air. It ruined the setting, but we laughed anyway. The water was very calm in the morning.
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So Icey/Asylum/Warner Bros., December 8, 2009
By AJ McGuire
Monday, December 14, 2009


Patience is a virtue rarely rewarded. Instant fixes and satisfactions come and go. But we’ve been patient with Gucci since the beginning. “So Icey” was the first video I saw when I got off the plane and arrived in the United States for good. His songs would come in and out over the years, improving and fading away. Time passed, and all of a sudden, Gucci came back, and then left again and then came back. But his stream of mixtapes, guest appearances and videos this year was sumptuous, hinting at — indeed, showing — an absolutely ridiculous world of constant fun. It’s been five long years, but The State vs. Radric Davis, Gucci’s proper studio album, dropped Tuesday. Gucci Week is here. There is too much happening on this record to leave it to one reviewer, so we’ve enlisted several. Take it away AJ.
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Gucci Mane La Flare was released from his most recent prison stint sometime in Spring 2009, and from that point on just owned the rest of the year.
Writing On The Wall, Gangsta Grillz: The Movie Part 2 (and then Part 3), guest verses on Mario’s “Break Up,” Mariah Carey’s “Obsessed,” Cold War mixtapes (three of them), and Black Eyed Peas’ “Boom Boom Pow.” Gucci was now signed to a major label (Warner Brothers) and finally, last week, we were blessed with a major label record that had the money invested in it that you would expect from a major label. Polow Da Don (probably not cheap, post-Fergie), Usher (never cheap), Keyshia Cole (I guess that hit with Diddy was a minute ago now?), Lil Wayne, Bun-B.
This is the treatment I hoped Boosie was gonna get this year on SuperBad, but didn’t.
Honestly, the record is about 100% of what you would expect with this much money behind it. Some of what makes Gucci so great has gotten lost a little, but many dudes who aren’t able to wade through D.J. drops and “pass the Grey Poupon” skits will be able to finally get on board.
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Friday, December 11, 2009

Welcome back, not sure what you all have been doing this week but we got some surfing in between other appointments. Collected here is our best of the rest of the Internet.
For an avowed eBay junkie like myself, this could be an excellent pickup. But this booklet is more about successfully incorporating The Machine into a life than it is about successfully taking on Edward Bay. Pros, stay away. Rookies and art lovers, enjoy. I also recommend the blog, which has been a bit furniture heavy for my tastes lately, but hey.
Readers of Guy Debord would agree that this might be the only cool museum out there. Actually, I think most everyone might agree that it’s the museum’s finest hour. That said, I went to this joint earlier today with a couple heads, and it was swarming with superbabes and wanna-be homeless looking post-skinheads. Good look? You decide.
Ohio. A Trumbull man (the county sheriff) will be the first to witness America’s untested new one-drug method of lethal injection when “dead man walking” Kenneth Biros receives a custom dose of thiopental sodium for the 1991 crime of dismantling a woman. Elsewhere in our sector, a woman was sentenced, fined, and barred from ever owning another animal on account of her neglect for 11 horses, a goat, a calf, three chickens and three guinea fowl. “We just don’t tolerate this kind of shit in Trumbull County.” — Us.
Trumbull Rideshare: Get your freak on.
Back to more familiar ground, former NBA center Luc Longley, whose career highlight until now was being traded for the draft pick used on Ron Artest, has made a name for himself outside basketball circles. The 7’2 Australian bought naming rights to a shrimp species on eBay. He joins in immortality the Simpsons writer George Meyer, whose daughter is the namesake of a Sri Lankan frog species. Meyer, however, did not pay for the honor — his daughter was presumably granted it out of respect for her father’s pizza centrifuge jokes. (Link is courtesy of contributor and all-around intellectual Josh Feola.)
It’s winter now, but it’s never too early to start planning your (hopefully carefully disheveled) spring wardrobe. There are some nice spring joints here and here.
Finally, we’d like to take this space to announce that GUCCI WEEK begins Monday. So break out your bandanas, it’s about to get icy in here.
Allido/Interscope, November 10, 2009
By Patrick Jodoin
Thursday, December 10, 2009


D.C.’s Wale has been poised to be the next big thing for a while. From XXL Mag’s stamp of approval very early in his career,1 to the “W.A.L.E.D.A.N.C.E.” single that displayed his party-rockin’ abilities, to the brilliant [The] Mixtape About Nothing, which introduced listeners to Wale’s theme of tackling racism in contemporary America, and juxtaposed Michael Richards’ infamous tirade against the “Seinfeld” theme.
At the moment, Wale is touring with Jay-Z. Before that, Wale played bandleader at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards, and has recently released his highly anticipated debut studio album, Attention Deficit. The album doesn’t follow the usual criteria of major rap debuts, but it does suffer from some of the usual pitfalls.
Wale has enlisted some atypical producers for a rap record, UK producer Mark Ronson, relative unknowns Best Kept Secret, and TV On The Radio’s Dave Sitek (who puts forth some of the album’s best sounds). The record also features some usual suspects like The Neptunes and DJ Green Lantern. Guest spots include everyone’s guilty pleasure Lady Gaga, as well as Bun B., and house favorite Gucci Mane.
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Photos by Drew Carolan
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
On Monday night, esteemed colleague and damn-near legend Mark Ryan celebrated his birthday at Motor City, one of our favorite watering holes. Fêted yesterday, we thought why not keep the party going by posting our now year-old interview with the man. Ryan, who grew up in New Jersey and spent a good chunk of his teenage years in the Lower East Side, sang for (in order) Death Before Dishonor, Supertouch, Steady Roosevelt and currently, Foreign Islands.

Mark, 15
What’s your favorite Bad Brains story?
I don’t know. Probably every single time I saw them in the early ’80s. Life-changing to say the least. We actually played with them in the mid-80s. Jimmy G. from Murphy’s Law hooked us up with the show — I still thank him. I fucking lost it [You lost it? — Ed.]. I was bouncing off the fucking walls. They were the one band i didn’t want to meet though, I was pretty intimidated, I mean how could you not be? But years later, Mackie and Chippy Love [who's this old boy? He sounds cool — Ed.] told me they were gassing me up at the show. I was rocking some crazy gear that show, I think. Georgetown Starter jacket, full Le Coq Sportif tracksuit, and probably Adidas Ewings or orange Spot Bilts or something.1
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By Chris Drane
Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Trumbull’s surfing committee relays that the memorial Eddie Aikau Invitational big wave surf contest is happening today (now) at the legendary Waiemea Bay in Oahu, Hawaii. Eddie Aikau was a famed surfer from Oahu who saved dozens of lives as a Waiemea Bay lifeguard. In 1978, at the age of 32, he went out with a crew tracing the ancient sea route between Hawaii and the Tahitian Islands. Their canoe capsized, and Eddie swam the 12 miles to shore to get help. He was not seen again.1 The first memorial contest was held in 1985, and was won by Eddie’s brother Clyde. Now at the ripe old age of 60, Clyde has surfed in every event since his inaugural win, and is surfing today. Contest rules stipulate that open-ocean swells the day of the contest be at least 20 feet high (meaning 30-foot waves), which has not always been the case. Today is only the eighth time Eddie’s memorial contest has been held.
Eddie would go. Eddie wouldn’t tow.
Losing focus watching the Texas-Nebraska game
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
These screengrabs from the Big 12 championship game likely speak for themselves, so consider the following closed-captioning for our hearing impaired readers.

Halfway through the Big 12 championship game, Texas is ahead. They ran in a touchdown the first half, but aside from that, Longhorns quarterback Colt McCoy didn’t do so well (he threw three picks in the game and sort of loafed the last play, before time was put back on the clock). I wasn’t impressed with much of the football in the early going and it looked like Bevo, even less so.
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Your guide to free articles and funny videos of early December
Friday, December 4, 2009
Not much in the way of “curation” today, so you’re left with us, the anonymous junior vice president and letter opener (as in a guy who opens letters) and our skewed/trademark take on the best of the rest of the Web.
H.R. of the Bad Brains played a set (as H.R.) at Joe Nelson’s Thanksgiving Jam earlier in the week. Joe brought H.R. out there and the host kept an incredible diary.
Keeping on the hardcore tip, pause, an old coreman from Detroit reminisces about the early — late to some — days, and, among other things, Ratbones’ girlfriend. Belgian Trumbull contributor and disco fan Spoiler was interviewed by the Cocal Posse idiots.
Dame Shirley Bassey, 2Pac, Muse, and Fleet Foxes. That’s a list of modern artists on a mixtape the Vatican gave to MySpace Music for its U.K. launch on Thursday. And just in case you missed that last part, MySpace Music only JUST launched in the U.K. What had the kids been listening to, the first 30 seconds on iTunes?
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An Appraisal of our 'Bad Romance'
By Kenneth White
Thursday, December 3, 2009
To speak is always to say too much. Please allow me to say too much about Lady Gaga and her new clip “Bad Romance.”

Feminism appears in Lady Gaga only as another vocabulary to subsume, to activate in the service of her sale. She celebrates not simply through ironic distance but through celebrating. Her manipulation by handlers is a gesture towards subsumed models utilized ultimately to only underscore Gaga’s own power. She beats the Russians at their own game — our game, that is — capitalism. But then the brilliance of Gaga sits in her recognition that it is no one’s game: The circulation of capital takes all players, all performers. Show your hand, show your poker face, and you’re in. Or more accurately, you’re already in. Just dance.
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God forbid Sox move Pedroia to short and cop a free-agent second baseman?
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
The Red Sox are toying with putting Dustin Pedroia at shortstop. As an avowed Red Sox fan, I welcome this short-term solution.
Boston signed Julio Iglesias, the 19-year-old Cuban defector, for a high sum this year as their shortstop of the future. This refrain is no doubt familiar to many Red Sox fans. In July 2004, GM Theo Epstein traded fan favorite, batting champ and seeming future Hall of Famer Nomar Garciaparra for Montreal’s Orlando Cabrera. Boston won it all that October, but when Cabrera left unceremoniously in the offseason, there began a long-term void at the position. Florida’s Hanley Ramirez was a couple years in the Red Sox pipeline, jumping two levels over the season, but at the time was less heralded for his numbers than his talent and potential — plenty of high potential prospects have come up short over the years — and the stud was summarily traded, in Epstein’s absence, for Josh Beckett. Since then, the Red Sox have tried several shortstops to varying degrees of failure. Edgar Renteria, who might have had the best non A-Rod/Jeter bat at the position before coming to Boston, was unproductive in 2005 (he would be better in the NL the next year). In 2006, Alex Gonzalez fielded well but didn’t hit. Julio Lugo looked OK at times in 2007, but aside from decent on-base numbers, he didn’t produce to his millstone contract, and was lead-footed, to boot. Last year, there was Jed Lowrie, who was, depending on the columnist, either too young, too injured or a tweener. Lowrie was unproductive enough for Boston towards the end of 2008 that the club trotted out the pu-pu platter in 2009, and things came full circle when Gonzalez returned at the trade deadline after. He was not re-signed, and Boston, which put up its best run in decades as a franchise without a quality shortstop, is now immediately in need.
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Def Jam, November 20, 2009
Wednesday, December 2, 2009


Rihanna trots out her latest and greatest album with Rated R, a no-holds barred journey through the past eight months of the blessed and cursed Bajan pop singer’s tumultuous life.
Ri-Ri has never been one to avoid the spotlight. She grew up in the Caribbean with dreams of international fame and did well for herself with “Umbrella,” the most ubiquitous song of the last five years. But the spotlight’s hue changed one night in February 2009, when the lady missed her curtain call to perform at the Grammys. A dust-up with then-boyfriend and R&B star Chris Brown forced our heroine underground, as a frightening LAPD photo surfaced, sparking a frenzy of conjecture and concern. It appears as though the bruises raised that fateful evening ran quite deep, and now manifest as the meat of Rihanna’s new LP.
Rated R begins where Rihanna began her year, at the top of the charts,1 a literal “Madhouse” where thrills quickly turn to chills and reality is distorted by flash photography and limousine window tint. This ominous, buzzing intro comes from a production team out of London known as Chase & Status, and, along with two other offerings on the album, represents their most visible work to date — an eerie and substantive dive into the depths of Rated R.
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Talking Shop with McGowan/Porter Productions
Los Angeles
Tuesday, December 1, 2009



I’m not saying it was right, but I clicked on a link in a Chris Brown tweet a few weeks back. What I saw on the other end of that morally pretzelled wormhole was a street level view of young kids dancing, as I like. I wanted to know where, and who they were, and what it was they were up to with something they called “jerkin’.” The McGowan/Porter Productions film crew, documentary authoritarians of that West Coast dance movement, kindly filled us in.
What is McGowan/Porter Productions? What and where do you represent?
McGowan/Porter Productions is a production company that we accidentally started while filming friends of ours skating. We went home, started editing and grew a passion for production. We represent the people in the “hood” that actually want to be productive and not just represent the stereotypical natures of the ghetto.
Did you invent jerkin’? Does jerkin’ have an apostrophe?
Ha Ha, No we didn’t invent jerkin’ but we do play a major role in jerkin’. We were responsible for starting the YouTube jerkin’ movement. Its started with a crew called Hi5ive and expanded to crews such as the Action Figures, LoL Kids, Fan 4, Teen Titans, In Living Color, Vintage Bros, Etc.
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