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October, 2009

Classic-Lee Executed

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A Stan, (Phils ace Cliff) Lee. Pic c/o Carl's Cards, Philly

World Series games undergo a lot more analysis than they should. I definitely don’t have any beef1 with the attention the World Series gets — why would I? I’m not an asshole — but the games themselves, well, there are only a handful. Seven games… name me what Albert Pujols did the first seven games of the season.2 I don’t even think he remembers. But the World Series, well, we scrutinize and theorize, and try and find deep meaning in the accomplishments and failures of grown men doing their job. Some say wrongly — even the best, most attuned athletes have awful (or improbably good) stretches, so what’s a bad week? A good player is still a good player. The games are fun, though, and the attendant scrutiny can make for fine pageantry but is sometimes just noise.

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    Footnotes

  1. xcoochx: b33f
  2. Or just click here.
  3. No pedo.
  4. Scroll down a bit, they go hard.
  5. Lee pitched and won the only game I saw at the original Yankee Stadium, a.k.a. The Toilet, a.k.a. The Connecticut DMV, and we got out of there by about 9:15, but in the interests of full disclosure, I was a lot more interested in the androgynous freak with the ponytail and Babe Ruth shirt eating nachos near us than I was the game.
  6. Just don't ride them HORSIES.

Dear Jon, Pt. 2

Jonathan Lee Riches checks in with Trumbull again.

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Owen,

Responding back. I’m at a medical facility for 2 reasons.

(1) I’m participating in the Bureau of Prisons RDAP drug program, [which] if I complete by next Spring, then I’m eligible to get a year off my sentence. That means by this time next year I will be home.

(2) Before I got here, I was at FCI Williamsburg1 in solitary confinement (SHU2) 24-hour lockdown for 8 months. This was because I was [such] a burden on prison staff because of [my] filing lawsuits, which brought media & people’s attention, calling the prison, etc. It didn’t thwart me, as I continued to file suits while in lockdown, also going on a hunger strike. I lost a lot of weight Owen. Skinny like Mary-Kate Olson [sic]. I’m 5 ft 10 inches, and went to 105 lbs, so they sent me here to get medical treatment/psych treatment.

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    Footnotes

  1. Not in the boroughs but in Salters, S.C.
  2. Special Housing Unit
  3. Featured last week.

Nick of Tim: No Way Out

Into the fold we welcome Nate Turbow, with his Nick of Tim funny. It has been said this young DJ was run out of Cleveland years ago for his involvement with a deviant underground newsletter known as RIGAMAROLE, and we’re pretty sure this is true. Be that as it may, the scritch-scratching of his quill is enjoyed by many through his Dreaming and Scheming site, and can now be found within the pages of Trumbull Magazine/Trumbull Island. Spiritually daunting, romantically obtuse, and politically magnetic, his work is executed with a poignancy unparalleled in contemporary art and media. He was once quoted as saying, “If God wanted me to do something with my life he/she wouldn’t have invented drugs and women.”
"No Way Out"

New Lows – S/T EP

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This review came in last year, but the reviewer, band, and label are all good friends of ours so we’re going to post it.

Listening to the self-titled 7″ from Boston’s New Lows (ex-Downhill Fast) reminds me of the time NYC was paid a visit by two of my dearest Boston friends, Houston LaRoue and Pierre McDuck. (Names have been changed to protect the innocent.)

Several hours before they were to arrive by bus, I received a message from Pierre informing me: “This bvs hath tvrned into Ancient Rome” — an epoch not known, it seems, for its austerity, nor for its ovular Us. Pierre then informs me, “Houston has powder all over his face and I’m not telling him. Let’s see what happens…”. And then: “Someone just sniffed loudly and [Houston] said ‘Who’s making fun of me?’” Somewhere in between all this, Houston sniffed loudly and gestured to the passenger behind him, shouting: “He’s so stupid, he probably thinks I have a cold.” Paying homage to the “Lucky Star” bus line, Houston could not resist inquiring of the assembled travelers: “So — who’d like to suck my lucky dick?”

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    Footnotes

  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXY51Bdgi0I
  2. :*(
  3. Also a good story, but the abstract pretty much says it all.

Weezer – Raditude

1.5-stars

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Geffen A&R Guy: So, Rivers, thanks for coming in today.

Rivers: Nice to see you, Jeff. What’s the happs?

Geffen A&R Guy (henceforth, Jeff): Well, we’re just so happy to be moving forward with your new album. Can you really believe it’ll be Weezer’s seventh?

Rivers: Jeff, I was there when I wrote all those songs. Of course I believe it.

Jeff: Ha-ha, that’s not quite what I meant, but…please, tell me, tell me anything. What will Weezer’s seventh be ABOUT? Do you want to try purple? What about a “dog” alb-

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    Footnotes

  1. Daniels.
  2. This song is awesome.

Dear Weezy

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The New York Post reported today that Lil Wayne plead guilty to a charge stemming from a July 2007 arrest in Manhattan. Trumbull was moved:

Dear Mr. Carter,

First of all, thank you for ousting the Black Eyed Peas from No. 1 on the charts. Your smash hit “Down” with Jay Sean is really a fresh record…how did you like working with Mr. Sean? Collaborating with a Punjabi artist is brilliant, any way you figure it. There are a lot of people in South Asia. A lot.

I was dismayed this morning to read about your guilty plea to that N.Y. handgun charge. From everything I’ve read, it was on some shiesty police work. My heart goes out to you and your family for any time you may be spending apart due to your sentencing. On the other hand, you have much to be thankful for. You will probably only see a matter of months behind bars providing good behavior. Compared to the recent sentences of other rappers, including T.I.’s year-and-a-day sentence plus over $100K in fines, and Boosie Bad Azz’s 2-year sentence, your time ain’t look so bad. Plus you cleaned up on tour this year, so your people will be provided for. Plenty people behind bars can’t provide for they own.

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The Mountain Goats – The Life Of The World To Come

2-stars

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With its title culled from the Nicene Creed and its song titles Bible verses, The Mountain Goats’ 17th studio full-length effort, The Life Of The World To Come, may strike the listener as single-minded in both title and scope. This is no foreign territory for John Darnielle, the man behind the band: his dense, extensive and self-referencing song cycles have become his calling card. These song cycles have been as documented as the records themselves, and include, among others, the “Going to…” series — 46 songs — and the “Alpha” series, equally expansive in scope, culminating in 2002′s Tallahassee LP.1 For our purposes, what matters is that the cycles allow Darnielle to not only keep loose the narrative but let him animate interrelated, emotionally-bound sensations through both connected and disparate character arcs.

While I know and celebrate Darnielle’s history of grand aspirations and wide interests, rumors that he and his Goats were releasing a Christian-themed album came to me as a bit of a shock. Upon first listen, however, it became clear that, like the others, this record, the follow up to 2008′s momentous Heretic Pride,2 was more art than gospel. In fact, Darnielle intimated that he took a more dispassionate, literary approach in these diaconal studies, though it’s worth noting he became entranced by some of the Bible’s lessons, for lack of a better word, which, from my vantage point, likely made a tricky endeavor. Actually, let’s let John explain it himself:

I guess the obvious question is going to be: “John, have you had some sort of religious awakening?” and while I guess lots of people might want to be coy about answering that, that’s never really been my style, so: no. It’s not like that. It’s not some heavy-narrative-distance deal either, though, and it’s not a screed. It’s twelve new songs: twelve hard lessons the Bible taught me, kind of.3

TMG devotees can correctly assume that TLOTW2C, the sort of loose concept record Darnielle has been making since 2002’s All Hail West Texas LP,4 is characterized most by a sort of tonal, thematic and atmospheric unity. Last year’s Heretic Pride, maybe his grandest endeavor, boasted new, loftier production values and more complex compositions, not to mention outright traditional orchestration of his dissonant string section.5 Following this course, Darnielle hired the classically-trained Owen Pallet, he with the violin, known to some through Fucked Up’s Hidden World and others through his solo project Final Fantasy, to work on and contribute to the record’s string arrangements.

The result is a sparser, more solemn album with tracks like “Samuel 15:23”6 and “Hebrews 11:40”7 hearkening back to material off 2006’s Get Lonely.8 His references reach even further back: “Romans 10:9”9 and “Isaiah 45:23”10 take the smooth flowing 4/4 backbeat from 2002’s “New Chevrolet In Flames,” with the former also bringing to mind a fleshed-out “The Day The Aliens Came” from Come Come To The Sunset Tree.11 “Genesis 3:23”12 sounds more in tune with “Letter From Belgium,” “Quito,” and “Against Pollution,” all off We Shall All Be Healed,13 and the phrasing shares a chromosome or two with “Autoclave” from Heretic Pride. The piano-led, jaunty “Genesis 30:3”14 and “Deuteronomy 2:10”15 invoke two other songs from Darnielle’s catalog: “Memories,” from his side project The Extra Glenns, and The Mountain Goats’ “Michael Myers Resplendent,” a cut from 2008′s Heretic Pride.

Darnielle’s vocal inflections are forceful, even at whisper-level: you can hear his subdued dejection, the low sweet melodies contrasting with the at-the-end-of-my-rope vocal intensity and the crashing, albeit gradual,16 orchestral crescendos.

The Life Of The World To Come is by no means The Mountain Goats’ magnum opus, and so may fall into obscurity among those just beginning to delve into the canon, but it more than holds its own against releases from other groups this year. It earns a respectable 2 T’s, and a place near the front of the Goats’ extensive back catalogue. Criticisms aside, we should credit Darnielle for making a series of albums and songs with few enough dips and bends that even its newest addition reasonably elicits a blind listen.

    Footnotes

  1. A record devoted entirely to the story of the “Alpha” cycle's protagonists.
  2. Since that record, TMG have given us the Satanic Messiah EP, a split with Kaki King called Black Pear Tree, and the Moon Colony Bloodbath split 12” with John Vanderslice, released to accompany their “Gone Primitive” tour.
  3. From a July 2009 announcement of The Life Of The World To Come.
  4. LP No. 10 if you’re scoring at home. Note that on his first nine albums, the songs were unrelated and bundled together in a foggily-evident manner, like disparately-patterned Mexican blankets, woven from the same loom, or, say, the clashing throws on Roseanne’s couch.
  5. The author said the strings now sound still taut and moving, but fuller sounding, and littered with steep-crescendoed-swells.
  6. “For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the Lord, he hath also rejected thee from being king.”
  7. “God having provided some better thing for us, that they without us should not be made perfect.”
  8. No. 15.
  9. “That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.”
  10. “I have sworn by myself, the word is gone out of my mouth in righteousness, and shall not return, That unto me every knee shall bow, every tongue shall swear.”
  11. Album No. 14, 2005.
  12. “Therefore the Lord God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.”
  13. 2004, No. 13.
  14. “And she said, Behold my maid Bilhah, go in unto her; and she shall bear upon my knees, that I may also have children by her.”
  15. “The Emims dwelt therein in times past, a people great, and many, and tall, as the Anakims;”
  16. More gradual, rather, than those on Heretic Pride.

Beb on the Street Pt. 1: At the Skatepark

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1. What is your name?

Queifane.1

2. How old are you?

11.

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    Footnotes

  1. I recall the translator amusedly remarking that it was a mutt name, as in a name that was created with the beginning of one name and the end of another, a phenomenon he attributed to indecisive/ creative parents.
  2. I would've followed up by asking her, "I'll teach you how to stunt"?

Cam’ron – Crime Pays¹

2-stars

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Would all those designated kindly stand at attention? Thank you much.
Let us get down to business then, fellows.
The reputation I’ve garnered for throwing around doubloons precedes me. Also, I’ve installed a virgin set of wheels on my Stutz Bearcat.
Keep in the front of your mind, George Moore, I turn quickly on my radius and release — no doubt owing to my infantry training at the hands of Brig. Gen. Pellham-Wick. And it is not in my interest to come down to the level of the vicar’s son, and mislead his peers with youthful jokes and insouciance about my good for-tune.
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    Footnotes

  1. Earlier, we heard a shriek in the study. Wally, supposedly reviewing Cam'ron's latest, was in there drinking wine. ("An '82 Montepulciano, you nincompoop.") He began cursing…that he had ruined the CD and a copy of the King James Bible as well. Half a roll of Bounty and seventy or so minutes later, he sent us his "review." For reference, please find Cam'ron's original words to Crime Pays' title track here.

Molly & Sam

One night Gerri F. Baby1 introduced me to Jaramay Aref, and Molly and Sam.

Molly & Sam

    Footnotes

  1. Gerri the runaway from New Hampshire, muse to Ryan McGinley, a.k.a. doing shit like this. Always pleased as punch to see Gerri, who never has a phone but always a girlfriend.

Dear Jon, Pt. 1

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Jonathan Lee Riches is a famous man. But he is on a very short list of men who became famous while imprisoned. At the top, I’d say. Jonathan is currently at a federal medical center in Kentucky, serving the remainder of his 125-month sentence for a charge of wire fraud. Why is he famous? Jonathan claims to have filed over 4,000 lawsuits worldwide. He said this in, of all things, a case against the Guinness Book of World Records, who he sued in response to their intentions of glamorizing and falsely representing his achievements as a record-setting plaintiff.1 I really don’t know how many suits he has filed — Justia.com2 coughs up 1,993. He once sued Bruce Willis for causing the deterioration of his teeth while in prison. I sympathize with anyone who stresses about their teeth. I myself suffer from recurring, abrasive, teeth-destroying nightmares. I’m going to set aside my appreciation for Mr. Willis — it would be challenging to think of names and entities within the collective awareness to which Riches hasn’t devoted an hour or more of carefully phrased handwriting in his cell  — and get to appreciating Jonathan. As an admirer of his…style, I decided to reach out. The following is his response to my first letter:

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    Footnotes

  1. Riches told ABC News earlier this year that Guinness' distinction caused him "iminent (sic) danger and bodily harm..." to say nothing of the nicknames he wanted to bar them from using: “The litigator crusader,” “Johnny Sue-nami,” “Sue-per-man,” the “Patrick Ewing of suing,” etc. It remains to be seen if the lawsuit surprised anyone at Guinness, or if the resultant publicity earned someone a raise.
  2. The peerless legal search site. More about it.
  3. A five-season deep reality show on TLC about a couple raising sextuplets and pair of twins (2 x 2). Could not find the full document on this one.
  4. Among the defendants named: Childwit, Unknown child prostitutes, Peeping Tom
  5. I think we all would have co-signed this one.
  6. Refers to himself "a/k/a Jonathathan Lee Riches, d/b/a Bernard Madoff, Investment Securities LLC."
  7. Prison must be so dark, that even the bright, healing light cast from "Beavis and Butt-Head" reruns cannot penetrate its murk.
  8. Went to Montana District Court?

The Trumbull Family Tree

What’s a man? What’s a Trumbull man? Hard to say for the first, gets a little easier for the second. I’d like to think there are a lot of variables that go into these guys, but the concentric space where they meet is where this all started. We have a good idea what a Trumbull man is, but you can keep referring to this chart on our arcing rise to power, and say, sometime around 2021, “Hey, these guys had a point…also, where is my robot butler Jeremy? He should be back from the post office.”

Family Tree PDF for better viewing

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There Will Be NYHC

altercation-webIf you had told us a few years ago — much less during the Mullet Board era — that we could expect unreleased Straight Ahead and Cro-Mags songs before turning 30, we’d have reacted in an outrageous, respectful manner befitting vintage Chris Spaulding or Michael Dolloff. New music from any of the old NYHC bands is a sea-change, and inexplicably1 these have been unearthed, and are a gift. That these songs have come out, and been forgotten over a weekend is a bit troubling, but this is beyond the scope of this article. Our friend Chris “Cooch” St. Germane, record collector, illustrator, and so on, recounts his favorites.

Straight Ahead – Knockdown demo recording with Don Fury, May 20, 1987

This legendary Straight Ahead song came to me in late 2004 via a dubbed tape that was originally sent to a friend in Florida, courtesy of an infamous NYHC pack rat, Straight Ahead archivist who had been peddling his wares on eBay.2 Said friend — who is no slouch in the pack rat (N.B. — not PacRat, a.k.a. Tommy Rat, a.k.a. Daddy Moshbucks a.k.a. King Joffee Jaffee) department himself — informed me of the contents of said tape upon its reception, and upon hearing that, my own and several Boston-area heads simultaneously exploded. It should be mentioned that this friend did not own a tape deck at the time, and could not produce a dub nor a CDR, so we arranged to meet at an upcoming Daytona Beach, Fla., gig that Righteous Jams and Mental were playing. Once arrived, I borrowed the tape and was able to make a copy of it. Upon inspection, it contained, along with the song — the most ephemeral in Straight Ahead’s all-too-slim catalog3 — original live sets which the mysterious sender recorded from the audience, including the first Project X show, from the inaugural Superbowl Of Hardcore (bad quality), the first Skinhead Youth show, at CBGB’s (“for all the bashers” — enough said there), an Altercation soundboard from CBGB’s (incredible), and some other sets already in the PKR archives. This tape was so hot it almost burned a hole in my backpack.

We had to wait two long days until we hit a tape deck — this was in Austin, Tex., or about 1,143 miles away — and by that point it was New Year’s Eve. We were able to pop the tape in at Nate from Far From Breaking’s home4 stereo. Vigorous dancing erupted in the living room. After what must have been a dozen listens, some newness wore off, and we sat down to really listen to the recording. Admittedly, we expected more than was possible, and at rest, we were met with a somewhat lo-fi song, recorded live in the studio as so many others did with Don Fury. The vocals were a bit muffled, and the recording was raw and similar to Straight Ahead’s demo/comp tracks.

But it was still “Knockdown,” recorded in a studio, 117 seconds of unbridled hardcore glory, so what were our complaints? The sender of the tape (to my friend) mentioned that Straight Ahead played their final official show a week and a half before recording, and the musicians in the group — Armand Majidi, Rob Echeverria, Craig Setari — were apparently not happy with singer Tommy Carroll’s newfound stylings. Though I don’t know if this recording reflected that sentiment, the vocals are VERY low, and sound a bit unenthused — though it might just be a poor mix. The tape’s supplier also mentioned that the version of “Knockdown” was part of a two-day session during which just about every Straight Ahead song was put to tape. Unfortunately, the rest of the tape has never surfaced, which left us all scratching our heads, wondering what songs like “More Important”5 and “Take Control” would sound like on this phantasmic recording.

Cro-Mags – Unreleased Don Fury session, 1984

Another tape which came straight out of nowhere — specifically, a shoebox in drummer Mackie Jayson’s closet — and proved there is no limit to the amount of unarchived classic-era NYHC on the horizon. I heard about this tape from a N.J. friend several months before its March 2008 official release; he had overheard rumblings about an “unreleased early Cro-Mags demo session.” True to form, the session was released for the first time – official or otherwise, since they had not been bootlegged — sometime around Easter 2008 as bonus tracks on a CD re-pressing of The Age Of Quarrel. That demo-era Cro-Mags songs existed under the radar for so many years is perverse, like an earthquake hidden under a thatched hut. Luckily, when we heard them, they did not disappoint. If they did, our souls might have been harmed irreparably. A bad Cro-Mags song — none exist — would cause a re-evalutation the likes of which I have not grappled with since my girlfriend dumped me in high school.6

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    Footnotes

  1. Inexplicable as far as fate goes. What did we do to deserve this? It’s not surprising that the broken-up bands sate their newly acquired and newly curious fans. But again, as far as fate goes, this is all too kind.
  2. Name withheld.
  3. And arguably the coolest. Cf. the origin of Stop and Think, it being a lyric in “Knockdown”: “Stop and think, knock down the chains of ignorance.” Also making the song's case was that allegedly, outside those involved in the band, only a young Joey C. knew its lyrics – he was first to ask, in my estimation, and saw the lyric sheet. The above lyrics, were were then discounted, I think even by Cooch, and have been proven false by a Google search. But in any regard, it’s a cool song to a man.
  4. A classic Texas pit-stop that is sadly no more.
  5. Or, “The More Important.”
  6. OK, I wrote that, not Cooch. But then again, “It is I, Cooch.”
  7. Why, you ask? Because it’s the Cro-Mags. That’s an answer to a lot of questions. But yeah, it’s the Cro-Mags.
  8. Of the Bad Brains, a band that has recently reached new heights of popularity here in New York. You might have seen them on a T-shirt?
  9. “Of about 115 WNYU sessions” – Cooch.
  10. A favorite in Canada for some reason.
  11. Not to be confused with Boston's Finest in "Infinite Jest."
  12. Only? Even Cooch doesn’t know.
  13. Suffice it to say … well, even Cooch wouldn’t spit it up. We’ll get it out of him though, pause.
  14. Just a demo.
  15. Says the article’s author, “This group has the chops — they were shredders, though they never strayed too far from the hardcore track.”
  16. Where the hell is this? Anyone know?

Fever Ray – S/T

3-stars

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This record is the first solo effort from the chick in The Knife, the Swedish electronic duo. And as I understand it, the album was written in a network of catacombs and underground canals, through use of steampunk gadgetry and the presence of chanting spirits during a cipher of synthesized seances. You have to expect cool things from a Swedish woman into wearing masks, pitchshifting, and “Trailer Park Boys.”1 I recommend supplementing this listening experience with your iTunes Visualizer (⌘T). Into weird films? Check out the videos produced for four of the songs on the album. “If I Had a Heart,” the first one, is about things I hope never to witness first-hand. An empty pool full of dead people behind a mansion prowled by feral canines? This is the type of scenario I would avoid in real life, but one I find rather enticing when portrayed successfully in an artistic medium. Scarily vacant face-painted pagans seem as right as rain in this video, yet I’d be quick to turn and walk in the other direction if they popped up on my way to the bus stop.

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Fever Ray’s first American show

Karin Dreijer Andersson from The Knife graced New York City with her rare and sublime presence as Fever Ray for a two-night engagement beginning on September 28 at Webster Hall. Those who saw her Monday witnessed the first of only eight North American performances in support of the incredible self-titled album (Rabid, 2009).

I thought one thing as I sold off the last of my extra tickets (yeah, it’s like that) and made my way into the grand ballroom: “Karin, please point your most powerful laser straight into my pupils and blow my brains out of the back of my skull onto these hipsters behind me.” Luckily, she not only had lasers, but mirrors to reflect and intensify them. The LP was played entirely, and she treated the audience to two covers, recorded versions of which are available on a limited tour 7″ (Rough Trade).1

There was no encore, but Karin gave us everything she had and everything we needed. We even saw her face. Does anyone know what was up with that dude in the hat on stage left? If he has his own band, I’d like to get into them.

Brooklyn Vegan has a nice set of photos, but we got the best video.

Witness: If I Had a Heart + Stranger Than Kindness (Nick Cave)

    Footnotes

  1. Tracks: 1. "Stranger Than Kindness" by Nick Cave and Anita Lane 2. "Here Before" by Vashti Bunyan. Also available through feverray.com