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October, 2009

Classic-Lee Executed

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A Stan, (Phils ace Cliff) Lee. Pic c/o Carl's Cards, Philly

World Series games undergo a lot more analysis than they should. I definitely don’t have any beef1 with the attention the World Series gets — why would I? I’m not an asshole — but the games themselves, well, there are only a handful. Seven games… name me what Albert Pujols did the first seven games of the season.2 I don’t even think he remembers. But the World Series, well, we scrutinize and theorize, and try and find deep meaning in the accomplishments and failures of grown men doing their job. Some say wrongly — even the best, most attuned athletes have awful (or improbably good) stretches, so what’s a bad week? A good player is still a good player. The games are fun, though, and the attendant scrutiny can make for fine pageantry but is sometimes just noise.

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    Footnotes

  1. xcoochx: b33f
  2. Or just click here.
  3. No pedo.
  4. Scroll down a bit, they go hard.
  5. Lee pitched and won the only game I saw at the original Yankee Stadium, a.k.a. The Toilet, a.k.a. The Connecticut DMV, and we got out of there by about 9:15, but in the interests of full disclosure, I was a lot more interested in the androgynous freak with the ponytail and Babe Ruth shirt eating nachos near us than I was the game.
  6. Just don't ride them HORSIES.

Dear Jon, Pt. 2

Jonathan Lee Riches checks in with Trumbull again.

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Owen,

Responding back. I’m at a medical facility for 2 reasons.

(1) I’m participating in the Bureau of Prisons RDAP drug program, [which] if I complete by next Spring, then I’m eligible to get a year off my sentence. That means by this time next year I will be home.

(2) Before I got here, I was at FCI Williamsburg1 in solitary confinement (SHU2) 24-hour lockdown for 8 months. This was because I was [such] a burden on prison staff because of [my] filing lawsuits, which brought media & people’s attention, calling the prison, etc. It didn’t thwart me, as I continued to file suits while in lockdown, also going on a hunger strike. I lost a lot of weight Owen. Skinny like Mary-Kate Olson [sic]. I’m 5 ft 10 inches, and went to 105 lbs, so they sent me here to get medical treatment/psych treatment.

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    Footnotes

  1. Not in the boroughs but in Salters, S.C.
  2. Special Housing Unit
  3. Featured last week.

Nick of Tim: No Way Out

Into the fold we welcome Nate Turbow, with his Nick of Tim funny. It has been said this young DJ was run out of Cleveland years ago for his involvement with a deviant underground newsletter known as RIGAMAROLE, and we’re pretty sure this is true. Be that as it may, the scritch-scratching of his quill is enjoyed by many through his Dreaming and Scheming site, and can now be found within the pages of Trumbull Magazine/Trumbull Island. Spiritually daunting, romantically obtuse, and politically magnetic, his work is executed with a poignancy unparalleled in contemporary art and media. He was once quoted as saying, “If God wanted me to do something with my life he/she wouldn’t have invented drugs and women.”
"No Way Out"

New Lows – S/T EP

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This review came in last year, but the reviewer, band, and label are all good friends of ours so we’re going to post it.

Listening to the self-titled 7″ from Boston’s New Lows (ex-Downhill Fast) reminds me of the time NYC was paid a visit by two of my dearest Boston friends, Houston LaRoue and Pierre McDuck. (Names have been changed to protect the innocent.)

Several hours before they were to arrive by bus, I received a message from Pierre informing me: “This bvs hath tvrned into Ancient Rome” — an epoch not known, it seems, for its austerity, nor for its ovular Us. Pierre then informs me, “Houston has powder all over his face and I’m not telling him. Let’s see what happens…”. And then: “Someone just sniffed loudly and [Houston] said ‘Who’s making fun of me?’” Somewhere in between all this, Houston sniffed loudly and gestured to the passenger behind him, shouting: “He’s so stupid, he probably thinks I have a cold.” Paying homage to the “Lucky Star” bus line, Houston could not resist inquiring of the assembled travelers: “So — who’d like to suck my lucky dick?”

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    Footnotes

  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXY51Bdgi0I
  2. :*(
  3. Also a good story, but the abstract pretty much says it all.

Weezer – Raditude

1.5-stars

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Geffen A&R Guy: So, Rivers, thanks for coming in today.

Rivers: Nice to see you, Jeff. What’s the happs?

Geffen A&R Guy (henceforth, Jeff): Well, we’re just so happy to be moving forward with your new album. Can you really believe it’ll be Weezer’s seventh?

Rivers: Jeff, I was there when I wrote all those songs. Of course I believe it.

Jeff: Ha-ha, that’s not quite what I meant, but…please, tell me, tell me anything. What will Weezer’s seventh be ABOUT? Do you want to try purple? What about a “dog” alb-

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    Footnotes

  1. Daniels.
  2. This song is awesome.

Dear Weezy

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The New York Post reported today that Lil Wayne plead guilty to a charge stemming from a July 2007 arrest in Manhattan. Trumbull was moved:

Dear Mr. Carter,

First of all, thank you for ousting the Black Eyed Peas from No. 1 on the charts. Your smash hit “Down” with Jay Sean is really a fresh record…how did you like working with Mr. Sean? Collaborating with a Punjabi artist is brilliant, any way you figure it. There are a lot of people in South Asia. A lot.

I was dismayed this morning to read about your guilty plea to that N.Y. handgun charge. From everything I’ve read, it was on some shiesty police work. My heart goes out to you and your family for any time you may be spending apart due to your sentencing. On the other hand, you have much to be thankful for. You will probably only see a matter of months behind bars providing good behavior. Compared to the recent sentences of other rappers, including T.I.’s year-and-a-day sentence plus over $100K in fines, and Boosie Bad Azz’s 2-year sentence, your time ain’t look so bad. Plus you cleaned up on tour this year, so your people will be provided for. Plenty people behind bars can’t provide for they own.

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The Mountain Goats – The Life Of The World To Come

2-stars

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With its title culled from the Nicene Creed and its song titles Bible verses, The Mountain Goats’ 17th studio full-length effort, The Life Of The World To Come, may strike the listener as single-minded in both title and scope. This is no foreign territory for John Darnielle, the man behind the band: his dense, extensive and self-referencing song cycles have become his calling card. These song cycles have been as documented as the records themselves, and include, among others, the “Going to…” series — 46 songs — and the “Alpha” series, equally expansive in scope, culminating in 2002’s Tallahassee LP.1 For our purposes, what matters is that the cycles allow Darnielle to not only keep loose the narrative but let him animate interrelated, emotionally-bound sensations through both connected and disparate character arcs.

While I know and celebrate Darnielle’s history of grand aspirations and wide interests, rumors that he and his Goats were releasing a Christian-themed album came to me as a bit of a shock. Upon first listen, however, it became clear that, like the others, this record, the follow up to 2008’s momentous Heretic Pride,2 was more art than gospel. In fact, Darnielle intimated that he took a more dispassionate, literary approach in these diaconal studies, though it’s worth noting he became entranced by some of the Bible’s lessons, for lack of a better word, which, from my vantage point, likely made a tricky endeavor. Actually, let’s let John explain it himself:

I guess the obvious question is going to be: “John, have you had some sort of religious awakening?” and while I guess lots of people might want to be coy about answering that, that’s never really been my style, so: no. It’s not like that. It’s not some heavy-narrative-distance deal either, though, and it’s not a screed. It’s twelve new songs: twelve hard lessons the Bible taught me, kind of.3

TMG devotees can correctly assume that TLOTW2C, the sort of loose concept record Darnielle has been making since 2002’s All Hail West Texas LP,4 is characterized most by a sort of tonal, thematic and atmospheric unity. Last year’s Heretic Pride, maybe his grandest endeavor, boasted new, loftier production values and more complex compositions, not to mention outright traditional orchestration of his dissonant string section.5 Following this course, Darnielle hired the classically-trained Owen Pallet, he with the violin, known to some through Fucked Up’s Hidden World and others through his solo project Final Fantasy, to work on and contribute to the record’s string arrangements.

The result is a sparser, more solemn album with tracks like “Samuel 15:23”6 and “Hebrews 11:40”7 hearkening back to material off 2006’s Get Lonely.8 His references reach even further back: “Romans 10:9”9 and “Isaiah 45:23”10 take the smooth flowing 4/4 backbeat from 2002’s “New Chevrolet In Flames,” with the former also bringing to mind a fleshed-out “The Day The Aliens Came” from Come Come To The Sunset Tree.11 “Genesis 3:23”12 sounds more in tune with “Letter From Belgium,” “Quito,” and “Against Pollution,” all off We Shall All Be Healed,13 and the phrasing shares a chromosome or two with “Autoclave” from Heretic Pride. The piano-led, jaunty “Genesis 30:3”14 and “Deuteronomy 2:10”15 invoke two other songs from Darnielle’s catalog: “Memories,” from his side project The Extra Glenns, and The Mountain Goats’ “Michael Myers Resplendent,” a cut from 2008’s Heretic Pride.

Darnielle’s vocal inflections are forceful, even at whisper-level: you can hear his subdued dejection, the low sweet melodies contrasting with the at-the-end-of-my-rope vocal intensity and the crashing, albeit gradual,16 orchestral crescendos.

The Life Of The World To Come is by no means The Mountain Goats’ magnum opus, and so may fall into obscurity among those just beginning to delve into the canon, but it more than holds its own against releases from other groups this year. It earns a respectable 2 T’s, and a place near the front of the Goats’ extensive back catalogue. Criticisms aside, we should credit Darnielle for making a series of albums and songs with few enough dips and bends that even its newest addition reasonably elicits a blind listen.

    Footnotes

  1. A record devoted entirely to the story of the “Alpha” cycle's protagonists.
  2. Since that record, TMG have given us the Satanic Messiah EP, a split with Kaki King called Black Pear Tree, and the Moon Colony Bloodbath split 12” with John Vanderslice, released to accompany their “Gone Primitive” tour.
  3. From a July 2009 announcement of The Life Of The World To Come.
  4. LP No. 10 if you’re scoring at home. Note that on his first nine albums, the songs were unrelated and bundled together in a foggily-evident manner, like disparately-patterned Mexican blankets, woven from the same loom, or, say, the clashing throws on Roseanne’s couch.
  5. The author said the strings now sound still taut and moving, but fuller sounding, and littered with steep-crescendoed-swells.
  6. “For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the Lord, he hath also rejected thee from being king.”
  7. “God having provided some better thing for us, that they without us should not be made perfect.”
  8. No. 15.
  9. “That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.”
  10. “I have sworn by myself, the word is gone out of my mouth in righteousness, and shall not return, That unto me every knee shall bow, every tongue shall swear.”
  11. Album No. 14, 2005.
  12. “Therefore the Lord God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.”
  13. 2004, No. 13.
  14. “And she said, Behold my maid Bilhah, go in unto her; and she shall bear upon my knees, that I may also have children by her.”
  15. “The Emims dwelt therein in times past, a people great, and many, and tall, as the Anakims;”
  16. More gradual, rather, than those on Heretic Pride.

Beb on the Street Pt. 1: At the Skatepark

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1. What is your name?

Queifane.1

2. How old are you?

11.

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    Footnotes

  1. I recall the translator amusedly remarking that it was a mutt name, as in a name that was created with the beginning of one name and the end of another, a phenomenon he attributed to indecisive/ creative parents.
  2. I would've followed up by asking her, "I'll teach you how to stunt"?

Cam’ron – Crime Pays¹

2-stars

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Would all those designated kindly stand at attention? Thank you much.
Let us get down to business then, fellows.
The reputation I’ve garnered for throwing around doubloons precedes me. Also, I’ve installed a virgin set of wheels on my Stutz Bearcat.
Keep in the front of your mind, George Moore, I turn quickly on my radius and release — no doubt owing to my infantry training at the hands of Brig. Gen. Pellham-Wick. And it is not in my interest to come down to the level of the vicar’s son, and mislead his peers with youthful jokes and insouciance about my good for-tune.
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    Footnotes

  1. Earlier, we heard a shriek in the study. Wally, supposedly reviewing Cam'ron's latest, was in there drinking wine. ("An '82 Montepulciano, you nincompoop.") He began cursing…that he had ruined the CD and a copy of the King James Bible as well. Half a roll of Bounty and seventy or so minutes later, he sent us his "review." For reference, please find Cam'ron's original words to Crime Pays' title track here.

Molly & Sam

One night Gerri F. Baby1 introduced me to Jaramay Aref, and Molly and Sam.

Molly & Sam

    Footnotes

  1. Gerri the runaway from New Hampshire, muse to Ryan McGinley, a.k.a. doing shit like this. Always pleased as punch to see Gerri, who never has a phone but always a girlfriend.